You know what I love? When you come home around 1 in the morning and "Real Sex" is on HBO! I *love* that show! They had a cunnilingus workshop hosted by Seattle's own Toys in Babeland. Gotta love it!

Yes, yesterday was another boring day of me playing crack all day. Then Sweetie came home from working all Saturday, and we went down to Southcenter to have dinner at the Rainforest Caf� & catch a movie.

And I discovered that I hate cilantro.

We finally took in Ocean's 11. I was kinda iffy about it. Kinda wanted to see it, kinda didn't want to bother with the whole theater experience for it. But we went to a cool theater that had stadium seating & little armrests that swung up so it was kinds like a loveseat, so that was cool.

And so was the movie. Quite cool. Yep.

Um, then we went to Krispy Kreme for dessert. And came home & watched "Real Sex" then went to bed. No sex.

And now Sweetie is at work again. *sigh*

This is going to be the most boring entry of all time!

So maybe I should tell you that I masturbated for the first time in ages yesterday. Ssshhh, don't tell my husband!

I was home alone, when it occurred to me that he would be gone for hours still, and I could have complete privacy. To try something out that I've been fantasizing about for awhile & we just haven't gotten it to work yet. (We've only tried it once though)

Do you know what it's like when the idea of masturbating first pops into your head? When you start to feel naughty & a little dirty, and then your clit (or whatever) starts to tingle? And then you know that you really want to, and you can't just push it away to continue what you're doing. Because if you try, you just continue to be completely distracted. So you finally jump up and pretty much sprint to the bedroom to get your toys.

I found a tape I had never seen in Sweetie's porn collection. A gang bang. I love gang bang's, if they're done right. The last one had one guy that was quite viscious with the woman, so I was instantly turned off. To the point that I don't think we had sex that night.

But I was so turned on, I didn't really need the video much. Because it had been so long since I masturbated, and at least a week since I'd had sex. So I grabbed my lube, and prepared my toys.

I used the little vibrator first. Duh, because it vibrates. Y'know, to warm me up. My clit definitely liked that. It wanted to get down to business right away.

So I penetrated my ass for the first time all by myself. The last time with my husband, we had alot of difficulty for some reason, so that as soon as he was fully inside, I had him stop & give up, because it hurt. I was wondering if it was going to do the same thing this time, because I was having so much trouble with not causing myself pain.

Relax, relax, relax. Breathe. Awwwwwww... there it is...

I always forget how... interesting it feels to have something in my ass. Because that's the first thing that pops to my mind: it feels interesting, different. And then movement begins, and I'm surprised again, because it feels good, all by itself. So now I'm ready for part 2.

Somehow rise from my laying position on the couch, with the vibrator still in my ass. Stradle the arm of the couch, with the 2nd, bigger, non-vibrating dildo in your hand. Play it along your clit, along your lips. Watch the movie. Time it just right, and insert it inside as you watch a man on the screen insert his cock into that beautiful pussy.

At this point, it usually doesn't take much at all. But this time there are 2 dildos, 2 openings, 2 hands to steady. Damn, what about my clit?

Practice, try, steady, calm. There. You steady the small one with your hand, while the big one is clenched in place by your vagina, occassionally bumped in and out by the arm of the couch. Now you can touch your clit. Ahhhhh, yes, your magical clit. It's been lonely.

And then it *really* doesn't take much. Stimulated by the screen, stimulated in your ass, getting fucked deep in your cunt, a little tease on your clit. Yes! Climb, climb, pop!

No, that didn't take much at all. Rub your clit as you come back down, so you don't tense up on the toys and make them uncomfortable. Release slowly, calmly. Collapse with a grin into the couch.

I've missed this. And now I have something to definitely try out with my husband.

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