Ho-hum. Strangely moody this weekend. Maybe I do suffer from PMS? Who knows.

I am obsessed with the idea of tiny, cute objects and sex right now. The Japanese really like tiny, cute objects, y'know? They like to make everything look like a little present. Even food. I bought the cutest stickers yesterday, of Japanese food with little bear smiley faces & ears drawn on them. I was going to scan a few for you, but for some reason they're very pale, so blah. I put a bunch on my monitor, coz they're real tiny and just cutie cute.

Had a pitiful conversation with Sweetie at Uwajimaya yesterday (yes, I'm obsessed. Twice in 2 weeks. Ack!) I did not buy any stickers or postcards or anything cute at all last time, and by god, I wanted my cute, so when we went back to finally try out their Chinese caf�, I told him I wanted to get some cute stuff first. I have this problem, where I think lots of things are cute, so I get baffled at what to buy, since I can't buy it ALL. Sometimes, on very rare occassions, I just buy it ALL. $$ is tight, so I was trying to not buy it all, but I couldn't find one or 2 to settle on in the post card section. I said I wanted cute. Sweetie said why. You have lots of cute. Why do you buy cute, if you're just going to put it away somewhere? He made me pout. I think he thought I was kidding. But I kinda wasn't. He was hurting my feelings. Mostly because he was right. I get upset with myself, feeling guilty about buying too-much cute, so buying NO cute. Then I get upset that I don't know what to do with the cute when I get it.

But Sweetie nailed it on the head. I need to get cute that I can USE. Like stickers. I think I'm going to collect stickers like I did when I was a girl. Keep them in photo albums to look through. I wish I had people to trade with! But stickers I *use*. I put them on my hands to cheer me up during the day. And these little smiley-faced-foods are just SOO cute, it's hard for me not to cover my monitor in them. But I pace myself. I don't want to cover my monitor, and THEN find the perfect sticker, and not have any room for it!

Anyway, that's my boring weekend. We watched Star Wars Episode I finally. It was more boring than the first time. I think what people don't understand is that George Lucas *meant* for Star Wars to be kinda cheesy. I realized this in high school when we watched Star Wars in Mythology class. That movie is *classic* mythology. And the whole virgin birth in Episode I?! Helllllloooooooooo!!! And the TITLE? Everyone, including me, got upset when the Episode II was officially named "Attack of the Clones". But, c'mon. It's called STAR WARS. How 70's cheesy can you get??? All this time, I thought that Luke was a whiney brat in SW because Lucas can't cast, but maybe that was ON PURPOSE. I mean, Anakin is JUST like him!!! I think that everyone just took Star Wars a little too seriously, because it was just *that* cool for it's time period. And Lucas does make it cool. Episode I is the most beautifully filmed one yet. The capital of Naboo is just *gorgeous*. I can't wait to see what he comes up with for Clones. But I think we gotta just stop the hero worship here. It's called MOTHER FUCKING STAR WARS!!!

I bought some bondage fairies. One from each of the 2 other sets I don't own. And 1 copy of Wingding Orgy & 1 Copy of The Sex-Philes. I just love Golden Age collectables!!! I would scan some for you, but I'm feeling WAY unmotivated.

Listening to Le Tigre and The Get Up Kids that I downloaded from LimeWire, since I've never heard them before, and everyone's always talking about 'em. I really like 'em. Cool Beans.

Damn, this is a boring entry. I just LOVE The Suicide Girls site. I could watch Sasha forever. And I am officially in love with Kendra. *sigh*

But no sex, because that's physically impossible lately. Lots of pain and blood. Migraines and cramps. Exhaustion too. Weird, but true. Annoying that you can be horny and so shitty-fucked-up at the same time! Wish I had the guts to just annonymous sex chat someone to get off. But I gave that up, and I don't want to go back. Too... tempting. Addicting.

Anyway, here's a little (ok, long) sex survey I found on the boards at Suicide girls. I thought you guys would appreciate it more than the strangers at the SG boards. Enjoy!

1. Had sex?
Yep

2. Had oral sex?
Yep

3. Had anal sex?
Yep!

4. Used more than 3 positions in one session?
Yep

5. Devoted a whole day to sex?
No :(

6. Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session?
No

7. Received open praise for sexual technique?
Yes

8. Written an erotic story?
Duh! Yeppers.

9. Fallen or lost balance during sex?
...can't recall, so I guess not...

10. Brought partner to climax using only hands?
Yep

11. Brought partner to climax using only mouth?
No

12. Had sex while totally dressed ?
No

13. Had sex while standing up?
Yes

14. Erotically licked feet or sucked toes?
Yes

15. Had sex during your "monthly visit"?
Yes

16. Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically?
Yes, among other food items!

17. Used ice erotically?
Hell yah!

18. Used hot melted wax erotically?
Yes

19. Shaved your pubic hair?
Yes

20. Used a sex toy?
Yes

21. Used a vibrator?
Isn't that a sex toy? Yes

22. Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, hairbrush, etc.) for masturbation?
Yes

23. Used an inanimate object while having sex with a partner?
Yes

24. Obtained money or a favor for sex?
Yes

25. Paid or granted a favor for sex?
No

26. Given sex in sympathy?
Yes

27. Had sex with a virgin?
Yes

28. Ever cheated on someone?
Yes

29. Had sex with someone 10 years older/younger than you?
No

30. Had sex with your landlord?
Ewwwww! Not!!

31. Had sex with a teacher?
No

32. Had sex with a boss?
Yes & No: my husband is a boss, but he's not *my* boss

33. Had sex with a relative?
eww!

34. Had sex with two members of the same family?
no

35. Had sex with twins?
no

36. Had homosexual sex?
*sigh* no. DAMMIT!

37. Had sex with a pet?
Ick. No.

38. Had sex with a farm animal?
Same as above

39. Had sex with someone the same day that you met them?
No

40. Had sex with someone whose name you didnt know?
No

41. Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages?
No

42. Had more than 10 sexual partners?
No

43. Had more than 100 sexual partners?
!!! No !!!

44. Had two seperate sexual partners within 24 hours?
See #45

45. Had a menage-a-trois?
Yes

46. Had group sex (more than 3)?
No

47. Participated in a swap/swinging club?
No

48. Had two regular partners at the same time?
No

49. Had sex in a public place?
I don't understand the definition of public... See #51-56

50. If so, where?

51. Had sex outdoors in broad daylight?
Yes

52. Had sex on the roof of a building?
No

53. Had sex in a stationary car?
Yes

54. Had sex in a moving car?
Given hand jobs

55. Are you a member of the mile high club?
no

56. Had sex outdoors at night?
yes

57. Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of eachother?
No

59. Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? host's? day guest?
This ? confuses me, but I think it pertains to a party, so no

60. Had sex in the host's bedroom while an overnight guest?
Yes

61. Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest (kitchen etc.)?
No

62. Had sex at your office or other work area?
Many, many fantasies, but NO! Dammit...

63. Met partner during work hours to have sex?
No

64. Had sex in a public restroom?
No

65. Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)?
No

66. Had sex in a dark theatre?
Again, fantasized, but never done

67. Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hottub)?
Yes

68. Had sex in an elevator?
No

69. Had sex in a cemetary?
No

70. Had sex in a store dressing room?
No

71. Used alcohol to lower resistance to sexual advances?
Duh! Hell ya!

72. Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger?
No

73. Looked at a nude magazine?
Yep!!

74. Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)?
Yes

75. Seen a live stripper?
Yes

76. Seen a live sex show?
No. God, I wish!

77. Watched someone having sex without their knowledge?
Hasn't everyone walked in on a parent at least once??? Oh, the horror!!!

78. Showered with a partner?
Yes

79. Flashed someone (breasts, genitals, moon, etc.)?
Strangers? No

80. Streaked with a group of six or more?
No

81. Stripped for someone?
Yes

82. Stripped for a group of 3 or more?
No

83. Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp?
No

84. Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more?
No

85. Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)?
Yes

86. Showered while someone watched?
Yes

87. Masturbated?
Duh

88. Masturbated while someone watched?
Yes

89. Masturbated for a group of three or more people?
No

90. Masturbated covertly in public?
No

91. Had sex while you knew someone was watching?
No

92. Been walked in on while having sex?
No

93. Walked in on someone having sex?
Yes, see #77

94. Had phone sex?
internet sex, but no phone sex

95. Watched a porno film with a sexual partner?
Yes

96. Been the photographer for a nude photo?
No

97. Been photographed nude?
No

98. Been photographed having sex?
No

99. Been videotaped having sex?
Yes

100. Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else?
No

101. Role-played a sexual situation?
Yes

102. Taken part in transvestism?
Umm... Hmm. Full-body, try to be a boy? No

103. Used a blindfold during sex?
Yes

104. Used handcuffs during sex?
restraints, yes

105. Inflicted pain during sex (sadism)?
um... kinda. Does rough sex count?

106. Received pain during sex (masochism)?
See #105

107. Used nipple clips?
No

108. Used sex dice?
No, but board games!

109. Used whip, chains, cat-o-nine tails, etc. during sex?
Holy shit! No

110. Received an electric shock during sex?
Holy Mother Fucking Shit! Hell no!!

111. Drawn blood (scratched, bit) during sex?
I don't *think* so

112. Used auto-erotic strangulations?
No

113. Pierced your genitals or nipples?
No

114. Continued sex until raw or bleeding?
Chafed, but not bleeding

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