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it's Ursa's fault...
03/26/02 @ 9:37 am

I stole this from Ursamajor. Where does she get this stuff every week???

15 years ago I...
1.) ... was pining away for my friends in Hawaii, feeling trapped in PoDunk Town, Washington.
2.) ... thought I would never fit in at PoDunk Junior High.
3.) ... was desperately in love with Simon leBon.
4.) ... was growing out a bad perm, and liked to wear anything peach colored.
5.) ... thought Pretty In Pink was the most important movie ever made.

10 years ago I...
1.) ... had just transferred to the UW for my Sophomore year.
2.) ... lucky enough to have my first-quarter roommate move out, leaving me with tons of space in my dorm room.
3.) ... spent more time making out & hanging out with my future husband than I did on homework.
4.) ... experienced my first yeast infection & migraine! Woo-hoo!!!
5.) ... told my future-husband's best friend that I loved him, but loved Sweetie more, so I would never sleep with him. He looked so stunned, I gave him a quick kiss to make up for it. Ten minutes later, he blew back into the room, got between my friend and I as we were checking out BBS's, and gave me a hard, quick kiss. He walked back out to join my future husband and their drinking buddies.

5 years ago I...
1.) ... was planning my wedding.
2.) ... discovered that you never EVER hire a wedding photographer at the first meeting.
3.) ... discovered that our wedding photographer was Satan.
4.) ... was busy saving for our honeymoon to Jamaica.
5.) ... had no idea how I was going to pay for my dress once I fell in love with it. It cost over $600, and I spent just over $200 in alterations.

2 years ago I...
1.) ... could finally sleep without dreaming about Hawaii. We had just returned from a 10-day trip exploring the place I hadn't seen in 12 years.
2.) ... thought the year 2000 was going to be amazing.
3.) ... was on Celexa, and it was working.
4.) ... was rediscovering the art of making love with my husband. It generally involved putting on a CD by AIR.
5.) ... thought nothing bad could ever happen to my marriage again.

1 year ago I...
1.) ... thought I had just met my soulmate.
2.) ... was wondering why life could be ironic enough to let me get married to one man, while my soulmate was actually living on another continent.
3.) ... couldn't understand why my soulmate could be such an ass sometimes.
4.) ... was keeping all this soulmate business a secret from everyone.
5.) ... could not bring myself to leave my husband a second time in two years.

[As of Last Night] Yesterday I...
1.) ... was fucking exhausted.
2.) ... didn't get enough to eat.
3.) ... did not get my obligatory weekend serving of French white-chocolate.��
4.) ... idiotically turned down my husband when he offered me sex.
5.) ... watched the Oscars and tried not to cry during the moment of silence.

[As of Last Night] Today I...
1.) .... wish I had slept later.
2.) ... spent way too much time on Neopets.
3.) ... wanted to murder half my co-workers for having YUMMIE teriyaki, while I had a fucking lunchcicle.
4.) ... stayed too late at work, sapping all my strength, so collapsed into my car and went home instead of to the gym.
5.) ... wish I was in bed already.

[As of Last Night] Tomorrow I will...
1.) ... wake up way too fucking early. Noon should be the universal standard for starting your workday.
2.) ... work hard and not sneak onto Neopets every 10 minutes.
3.) ... not have to make up for wasted work time on Neopets by working too late.
4.) ... GO TO THE FUCKING GYM.
5.) ... grudgingly stick to my diet, desperately trying not to think about French White Chocolate.

Five items you have brand loyalty to...
1.) ... Kodak.
2.) ... Ragu.
3.) ...�Joico Integrity Leave-In Conditioner is the shit.
4.) ...�Advil.
5.) ...�Coke.

Five snacks you enjoy
1.) ... French White Chocolate.
2.) ... QFC brownies.
3.) ... French White Chocolate.
4.) ... Tony Roma's Skillet Brownie Sundae.
5.) ... FRENCH FUCKING WHITE CHOCOLATE.

Five songs you know the words to, even without the music
1.) ... Jingle Bells. That's about it. I require the music to remember the lyrics. Weird, I know. Same with the Pledge of Allegiance. I need to be saying it with someone else to remember it.
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five games you like
1.) ... Scattegories.
2.) ... Trivial Pursuit.
3.) ... Neopet's Pyramid Solitaire.
4.) ... Blackjack.
5.) ... Super Mario Brothers 3. I like to be the racoon Mario in a hopping sock/shoe thingee. It's very cute. I have been known to start the game up, warp to that level as quickly as possible, hop around the level in the shoe for the 100 seconds or so you have, then just turn off the game.

five albums that changed your life
1.) ... Seven & The Ragged Tiger by Duran Duran
2.) ... Purple Rain by Prince
3.) ... Arena by Duran Duran
4.) ... The Soundtrack to Pretty In Pink�
5.) ... 101 by Depeche Mode

five things you cannot live without
1.) ... my husband.
2.) ... electricity.
3.) ... toilets.
4.) ... sleep.
5.) ... FRENCH FUCKING WHITE CHOCOLATE.

five things you would buy with one thousand dollars
1.) ... that's it??? Honey, I owe over $10k to my credit cards and student loans! I'd shoot the whole wad over to my highest-interest credit card.
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my top five guilty pleasures
1.) ... OMG! Ursa, I love the movie Urban Cowboy too!
2.) ... the movie Grease.
3.) ... Rick Springfield.
4.) ... porn.
5.) ... French White Chocolate.

Top five musicians lately -(or who's in the CD player right now?)
1.) ... "20th Century Boy" by Placebo
2.) ... "Deeper Love" by Ruff Driverz
3.) ... "It's Like That" by Run DMC
4.) ... "Rapture" b Iio
5.) ... "Elevate My Mind" by Stereo MCs

top five locations I'd like to run away to:
1.) ... Hawaii
2.) ... Tuscany
3.) ... Las Vegas
4.) ... Italy.
5.) ... with Dolphins.

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